Tuesday, June 25, 2013

My Favorite Footers

I saw a question yesterday that asked 'How important must a person be before they are considered assassinated and not just murdered?' Great question. And I'll apply it to Bigfoot or the Bigfoot community because that's what I do. Please be advised I'm speaking of a person's importance, not of murder. 
There are several tiers to this community. This is not an effort to categorize, but rather show how many different aspects there are or can be if you find yourself interested in Bigfoot.

'The Guest Footers' The top tier, highest ranking, most credible tier (as far as im concerned) belong to the people who more than likely don't even know the community exists. The ones who've had sightings and encounters while going about their usual activities. Whether it be fishing, boating, hiking, biking, camping or simply driving to work or grabbing the mail. We in the community envy these folks because they put zero man hours in and get results. no baiting, no hi tec equipment, no field surveillance, habituation, no nothing. They just happened to be in the right place at the right time. 

'The Career Footers' The second tier are those who've either had a top tier experience or know someone who has and decide to pursue the beast. Sometimes in an all out man hunt type of way. I love them. They have passion and belief and those aren't common qualities to possess these days. Most of these people are encouraging and helpful. They want to help you build a knowledge of these creatures. They want people to share in their enjoyment of searching for these creatures. Career footers put forth a lot of thought and work. They typically enjoy what they do. Thanks a bunch.

'The Artist Footer' Tier three, and I enjoy these folks. They have a genuine interest with an artistic touch. They've found a way to make Bigfoot searching more effective because they produce the pictures on the 'missing posters' so to speak. I know what Bigfoot looks like not because of photos, but because these people have found their niche in the community and have provided detailed, intricate sketches, drawings and sculptures. I know bigfoot's facial and quadricep structure because of them. Some of their sketches are actually the product of a witness account. Thank You.

'The Writer Foots' Tier Four. These people quell our thirst for knowledge on the subject. Whether by publishing books or blogging new information we are never at a stand still. The Bigfoot community is in constant motion and these guys are documenting the happenings and providing us the lowdown in written form. I like it. It's hard copied in a book for easy access or waiting in the wings of the web. There is so much information it's hard to know where to start. They've taken their love for the subject and decided to share. Thank you muchly.

'The Scientificist Footer' Tier Five. A lot of people would place them at Teir one because, after all, they're the one who can ultimately make this mystery a reality. But, this is my list and I decide order of operations. They are capable of testing aspects of Bigfoot in a logical and laboratorial(<made that up) way. While most can provide evidence apparently these guys can/will provide proof. Their most necessary functions include making the community appear sane by concluding Bigfoot very well could be roaming the North American countryside, giving us little knowers a peek into scientific details from the beasts possible origins down to how its follicular DNA structure differs from that of a human. So, thanks.

'The Armchair Footer' Tier six. These people get to sit back, relax and take advantage of the top five tiers. It's not a bad thing. I do it everyday. We get to listen to stories, look at pictures read articles and enjoy the galleries. Big footing can be great fun from the comfort of your own home. If it weren't for the top tiers we'd never have the ability to take part. So thanks!

'The Skeptical Footer' Special acknowledgements go to you! Yep that's right I enjoy you immensely. I refer to these people as 'the gentle voices of reason'. They are just as big a part of the community as the hard core believers, but I think they'd be offended at a tier spot. Too bad, tier seven it is. Asking questions, sometimes upsetting others but thats okay, standing strong behind the fact that they're not just gonna take it with a grain of salt. A very valuable part of the community if you ask me. They bring about thoughts and questions of opposition that could end up being crucial. I like it, thank ya!


That about wraps it up. Keep in mind, once again, this wasn't meant to single out or demoralize any group. After all one single person could belong and take part on all 7 tiers and they do. I was simply expressing my own observations and attempting to do a breakdown of how all these individual groups make a whole. Everyone is important and the moment you find yourself in a position of assassination status and you haven't solely proven the existence of bigfoot you will have your footer license revoked and be demoted to the Suck It List. 

This paragraph is for hoaxers, trolls and bullshitters. You don't get a tier, so there! Suck it! 



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