Bigfoot Perch

Did you know that there are accounts of Bigfoot perching in trees? I'm not entirely sure of the size of those Bigfoot or the size of the trees. Perhaps they're the great Sequoias. The tree, not the creature. Well, maybe the creature is the great red wood as well. Perched among itself. Merged into itself, becoming one with itself. The mightiest of two living things converge to create the epitome of power, understanding, respect and spirit.  Bringing forth a strength that only time can dissolve until finally the stars align and the Sasquatch sequoia is enveloped by the earth and the circle can begin again. Never to be founded by the uncleansed, faulty minds of the human race. Because they are far too weak to behold the majesty. 

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