Disturbing the Peace

In addition to stalking I've noted that researchers have a flair for dramatics. They wait until after dark, sometimes into the wee hours of night, and begin banging on trees and emitting blood curdling screams in an attempt to capture the attention of large, bipedal,hairy primates that supposedly populate the North American forests. 

I don't even have to say anything else. Let that sink in for a bit.