Opossum Poem

Gah, first of the month again. No news is good news. Seems as though Ketchum's study, or at least part of it, has proven the existence of opossums. That's no news, folks. 

And now for a poem

Opossum, opossum, you hang from your tail and have sharp shiny teeth. You're awesome.

I see you're white face shine in the moonlight.  you're no angel. I bet you'd filet me with one bite.

Opossum you're awesome bite, white moonlight,

 night.